You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass but really you're cold diarrhoea in a Dixie cup!
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statk:

"I don’t know, he just keeps saying he’s the ‘firestarter’. Hold on he’s coming back…He won’t stand still for two seconds. He’s probably spaced up on yellow jackets from the look of him. I am trapped in a sewer with a confessed arsonist, Brock!! HELP ME!!”-Venture Bros. S03E07

statk:

"I don’t know, he just keeps saying he’s the ‘firestarter’. Hold on he’s coming back…He won’t stand still for two seconds. He’s probably spaced up on yellow jackets from the look of him. I am trapped in a sewer with a confessed arsonist, Brock!! HELP ME!!”
-Venture Bros. S03E07